Meet The President/Dubstep Gun Song




Saints Row IV OST - Meet The President/Dubstep Gun Song

It starts off so classy. Then it just explodes into HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT IS AWESOME.


sounds about right

(Source: emeryxade, via hotbutterpopcorn)

Homestuck Fandom Yesterday: *HAPPY SCREAMING NOISES*





today i sprained my foot in the worse way possible. i slipped on a yugioh card in my room (a bunch actually since i was sorting them). this is it. yugioh will be the death of me

update: it turns out i didn’t twist/sprain my foot. we went to the nurses and i had fractured it appparently. duel monsters broke my foot. yugioh broke my foot. yugioh ruined my life (here’s a picture of the  cast)image


Somehow playing a card game has caused me to become severely injured.

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i’ve figured out that horror games with grotesque monsters and spooky environments are -0009 scary if you pretend you’re steve irwin on a mission to document the monster(s)

"Lookie there. That’s a six-foot grunt from the basement. A’hm gonna wrassle it."

brb gonna try this with Alien Isolation

i would pay real money to hear markiplier do this

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When life gives you lemons . . . (A Quick Guide to Classes)

Mage: Eats, grows, and sells the lemons by utilizing what is known of them, learning more about them in the process

Seer: Studies the lemons and writes a book about them for the reference of others

Witch: Uses the lemons to make lemonade, crepes, pies, cake, sherbert, etc.

Heir: Becomes a spokesperson for the lemon gods

Maid: Grows a forest of lemon trees

Sylph: Uses the lemons as natural remedies and tends to already existing lemon trees

Prince: Makes a bomb out of the lemons that destroys the city and the lemon gods

Bard: Causes a lemon-throwing war

Thief: Hoards all the lemons and uses them to track down more lemons

Rogue: Gives the lemons to starving children

Knight: Uses the lemons for every conceivable occasion in which they would be used

Page: Initially thinks the lemons are useless, but soon finds a need for lemonade. The lemonade is crappy, but the page gets better and begins to use the lemons to make other things, sharing them with others. The city is inspired to do great things with lemons, too, and within time the page has united the city under the banner of lemons

Lord: Becomes a lemon and comes to obtain absolute control and domination of all the other lemons

Muse: Becomes a lemon and is such a good lemon that others are inspired to do amazing things with them